What?! A three-year-old who recites Billy Collins poems by heart? And not just recites, but EMOTES?! And not just recites and emotes, but charms?!
Yes! This is what I'm trying to tell you! Just watch...
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And now that you're smitten and obssessed like me, here is a short ABC news piece about him and his mom .
If you know of anything in the universe better than this, I wanna hear about it this second...
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