This list was inspired by a spam email I keep getting titled "Three questions that make every women horny," so in case you’re my dad or someone like him, I don’t even know what the word "horny" means, OK?
I put all the dishes away, is that OK?
You mean to tell me that you are actually 13 years older than you appear? Is it possible that I could even be more attracted to you than I was initially?
Do you mind if I just take care of the laundry? There is a certain way that I like to do it.
Will it bother you if I scratch your head for a while?
Don’t you think you need a new pair of boots to really pull that outfit together?
That dinner was so delicious, will you please make it for me again? Scratch that.