The following was submitted by my friend Paula, who has been pregnant since last year and who has been having contractions for months. So yeah, she is ready to have her baby, I think.

• Tums
   
• Zantac
   
• Preparation H butt wipes
   
• Tylenol 
   
• Toilet paper
   
• Fish Oil
   
• Prunes
   
• Every vitamin you can imagine (prenatal, D, B12, calcium, B complex)
   
• Chocolate bars from IKEA
   
• Bio Oil
   
• Lucky Charms 
   
• Lemonade