List: Five items that instantly lose their value once they touch the sidewalk

October 2, 2012

Inspired by something I saw outside my house yesterday. . .

 

underwear

mattresses

pizza

synthetic hair*

balloons

 

*If you need some, though, there is a bunch of it on the corner of Kenmore and Berwyn.

Categories
sidewalk,
hair,
mattress,
garbage,