List: Most salient information acquired during my first day at my new job

January 8, 2013

Hyde Park is far away.

A lot of people throughout the history of time have attended the University of Chicago.

Many of those people are impressively and intimidatingly smart.

I can go several hours without checking Facebook.

No matter where you work, somebody will be microwaving popcorn.

A cubicle near a window might be better than a windowless office.

My building’s cafeteria has a bar in it.