Tonight I'm going to my first Blackhawks game in several seasons, which makes me think about how much I love/hate the Blackhawks' song "Here Come the Hawks." It's so dated, so un-hockey, yet it makes me want to do a dance resembling "The Carlton":
Way back in 2007, I asked readers for suggestions of other embarrassingly dated and/or hilarious sports themes and I accumulated them in one epic post. Since then, thanks to the magic of Youtube, I'm sure even more themes have turned up, so if I'm omitting anything, please leave your suggestions (with links, ideally, and what makes the songs so good/bad) in the comments. Go Hawks!
Milwaukee Bucks' "Light It Up" ("The song is minimally altered each year in response to personnel changes."