1. The Geek Girl Burlesque, the folks that brought you BOOBS AND GOOMBAS: A Super Mario Burlesque at the Gorilla Tango Theatre (still running, by the way) have done it again with FELLOWSHIP OF THE BOOBS: A LOTR, WoW, D&D RPG BURLESQUE. This won't be a passive experience however; prepare to go on a quest with the performers, something that boyfriend you met at the Star Trek convention will love.
The show draws influences from all the best fantasy sources, including Lord of the Rings, World of Warcraft, and Dungeons and Dragons, in case you can't tell from the title what those abbreviations mean because you're not of that kind. It starts June 2 which is very soon! How did that happen?