The truth is, you never try to get out of it. You think about it, you read through all the legit excuses that come on the summons, and you understand the loopholes, all the unwritten, unspoken outs, and still you go.
Yes, you know all the jokes about the stupidity of people who can't get out of jury duty.
But you go. Because, in your own way, you're a little sentimental about America, about justice.