Inspired by Frank Warren's Post Secret Project (where people send in postcards with secrets anonymously), we've begun collecting audio secrets. Here's a sample of the non-filthy ones submitted so far. Got something you want to get off your chest? Call 888.963.1112. We'll mask your voice using state of the art 20th century technology. I Have a Crush on My Mom's Friend: secret-crush on mom fren I Blanked in My Pants (You suck!): secret-I s__t my pants Paranormal Activity Got Me Scared: secret-im scared I'm a Soldier: secrets-soldier