City Opens Squirrel Bow-Hunting in Parks
April 1, 2010
The Chicago Department of Urban Gaming announced Thursday it's granting permits for bow-hunters to help cull the invasive double-banded European squirrel population in city parks.
City officials say the double-banded European squirrel is wreaking havoc on Chicago parks.
So Mike Pulaski, Director of the City Department of Urban Gaming, has a solution: open hunting season on the squirrels in all Chicago parks.
PULASKI: You can have bows, crossbows, semi-automatic bows, those Robin Hood bows, but absolutely no handguns.
That's no problem for Annie-Mae Sullens, who's traveled from Kentucky for opening day.
SULLENS: It's hard to find a good European squirrel in Kentucky, and they just make the best squirrel stew. I mean, you gotta stew down a squirrel. It just makes the most flavorful stew you've ever had.
But the plan has its detractors. Kelly Adobe is a rodent psychologist.
ADOBE: This is really gonna hurt the tourism of the city. Plus, squirrels are working families, too. Isn't that what Chicago's about?
Squirrel bow-hunting licenses are available beginning today.
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City officials say the double-banded European squirrel is wreaking havoc on Chicago parks.
So Mike Pulaski, Director of the City Department of Urban Gaming, has a solution: open hunting season on the squirrels in all Chicago parks.
PULASKI: You can have bows, crossbows, semi-automatic bows, those Robin Hood bows, but absolutely no handguns.
That's no problem for Annie-Mae Sullens, who's traveled from Kentucky for opening day.
SULLENS: It's hard to find a good European squirrel in Kentucky, and they just make the best squirrel stew. I mean, you gotta stew down a squirrel. It just makes the most flavorful stew you've ever had.
But the plan has its detractors. Kelly Adobe is a rodent psychologist.
ADOBE: This is really gonna hurt the tourism of the city. Plus, squirrels are working families, too. Isn't that what Chicago's about?
Squirrel bow-hunting licenses are available beginning today.
April Fool's Day!








