While I technically work for public radio, you can tell that I'm not a consisent on-air personality because I don't have one of those interesting, mellifluous public radio names. I ran my and my family's names through the public radio name generator to see how we'd all end up once we had our own syndicated shows.
Let's be real: Pasta Madness has been a lot more exciting and fun than actual March Madness. No matter who you are, your bracket has been completely busted to hell by now and your favorite team has probably already long been eliminated. But pasta will always be there for you.