Let’s start with you lying on your stomach, you can put your gently perspiring face in that little circle where someone else just had his gently perspiring face, and, yep, that’s perfect. OK, relax, take a deep breath and let your mind go and I’ll start with . . .
Please imagine this as a ticker scrolling across your television screen...CHICAGO AND SURROUNDING AREAS......BREAKING NEWS......BLIZZARD COULD BE BIGGEST IN HISTORY OF CITY......ADVISORY WARNING: THIS DAY IS UNLIKE OTHER DAYS AND WE ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO APPROACH IT AS SU