Da da DADA da da dada dadadada echoes off the buildings in the West Loop. Happy Chicago drivers are testing out their SUV horns. Soaking wet women (why?) are on the shoulders of their companions, to get a better look at the party inside the crowded bar.
Umpire Joe West is quickly becoming a bigger adversary to the Sox than the Twins. West and Guillen have had a sordid past. Don't get me wrong, West is not as big a thorn-in-Ozzie's side as Phil Cuzzi, but still.