WBEZ | top Halloween costumes of 2012 http://www.wbez.org/tags/top-halloween-costumes-2012 Latest from WBEZ Chicago Public Radio en Top Halloween costumes for 2012: Southwest Airlines flight attendant, sexy Mitt Romney and cat costume for a dog http://www.wbez.org/blogs/onstagebackstage/2012-10/top-halloween-costumes-2012-southwest-airlines-flight-attendant-sexy <p><p><img alt="" class="image-original_image" src="http://www.wbez.org/system/files/styles/original_image/llo/insert-images/8064372566_d435561798_z.jpg" style="float: left; height: 270px; width: 300px; " title="Zombie Mitt Romney. (Flickr/Bob Jagendorf)" />Stuck trying to figure out what to be for Halloween? Don&#39;t <a href="http://thestir.cafemom.com/beauty_style/145296/how_to_make_your_own">want to try being a binder full of women</a>? Reading at&nbsp;<em>The Paper Machete</em>, comedian Ken Barnard has some ideas for you.</p><p>Read an excerpt below or listen to more picks above:</p><p><em>All Hallows Eve is almost upon us, and the only thing more embarrassing than showing up to a Halloween party without a costume is showing up with a costume that someone is already wearing. So I&#39;ve taken all of the guesswork out of Devil&#39;s Night for you guys this year and researched the top costumes of 2012.</em></p><p><strong><em>Top Scary Costumes</em></strong></p><p><em>1) Devil</em></p><p><em>2) Southwest Airlines flight attendant<br />3) Penn State Defensive Coordinator<br />4) Scary Spider-Man<br />5) President-elect Mitt Romney<br /><br /><strong>Top Pet Costumes</strong><br />1) Cat costume (for a dog)<br />2) Dog costume (for a cat)<br />3) Dog costume (for a dog)<br />4) Spider-Man dog<br />5) Dog in a cage on top of a car<br /><br /><strong>Top Plus-size Costumes</strong><br />1) Bulging Hulk<br />2) Fat Ninja<br />3) Overweight Spider-Man<br />4) Diabetic Pirate<br />5) Gluttonous Devil<br /><br /><strong>Top Halloween T-shirts</strong><br />1) This is my costume.<br />2) My other costume is an actual costume.<br />3) This isn&rsquo;t my costume.<br />4) My child is an honor student at Elm Street Elementary. Tonight my child is also a zombie.<br />5) A shirt that says Spider-man on it.<br /><br /><strong>Top costumes for Women</strong><br />1) Cat Woman<br />2) Spider-Man Woman<br />3) Cowgirl<br />4) Witch<br />5) Michele Obama<br /><br /><strong>Top Sexy costumes for Women</strong><br />1) Sexy Pirate<br />2) Sexy Slut<br />2) Slutty slut<br />3) Skanky skank<br />4) Witch<br />5) Slutty Michele Obama<br />6) Michael Jackson<br /><br /><strong>Top Sexy Costumes for Men</strong><br />1.) Sexy Construction Worker<br />2.) Sexy Butcher<br />3.) Sexy Baseball Fan<br />4.) Sexy Pool Boy<br />5.) Sexy Mitt Romney<br /><br /><strong>Top Costumes for Elderly</strong><br />1) Good driver<br />2) Grandma<br />3) Spider Old Man<br />4) Slutty old person<br />5) Hobo &nbsp;<br /><br /><strong>Top Costumes for Kids</strong><br />1) Spoiled brat<br />2) Angry Bird<br />3) Spider-Man<br />4) Orphan<br /><br /><strong>Top Scariest Costumes for Kids</strong><br />1) American child<br />2) Terrorist<br />3) Muslim<br />2) Muslim terrorist<br />3) Spider-Man boy<br /><br /><strong>Top Costumes for Teenagers</strong><br />1) Disinterested young adult<br />2) Spider-Man<br />3) Skateboarding sh*t head<br />4) John Mayer<br />5) Angry bird<br /><br /><strong>Top Costumes for Insecure Teenage Boys</strong><br />1) Football player<br /><br /><strong>Top 10 Costumes for 47-year-old Divorced Men</strong><br />1) Creeper<br />2) P*** hound<br />3) Corvette owner<br />4) Alcoholic<br />5) Depressed Spider-Man<br /><br /><strong>Top Baby Costumes</strong><br />1) Ugly baby<br />2) Anne Geddes model<br />3) Still born baby<br />4) Opposite sex baby<br />5) Orphan (leave baby somewhere)<br />6) $235,000 (cost of a child - not including college.)<br />7) Oprah<br /><br /><strong>Top Michael Costumes</strong><br />1) Michael Myers<br />2) Michael Jackson<br />3) Michael Clarke Duncan<br />4) Zombie Michael Clarke Duncan<br />5) Michael McDonald<br /><br /><strong>Top Racist Costumes</strong><br />1) Black face<br />2) Yellow face<br />3) Zombie face<br />4) Amazing Race<br />5) Cold Case<br />6) Without a Trace<br /><br /><strong>Top Zombie Costumes</strong><br />1) Zombie Bruce Jenner<br />1) Zombie Obama<br />2) Zombie Romney<br />3) Sexy Zombie Romney<br />4) Rob Romney Zombie<br />5) White Zombie Romney<br />6) Romney Zombie Baseball Glove<br />7) Zombie Tagg Romney<br />8) Zombie Ben Romney<br />9) Josh Romney Zombie<br />10) Matt Zombie Romney<br />11) Craig Romeny Zombie<br />13) Breast Cancer Awareness Zombie Romney<br />14) Trigg Zombie<br />15) Zombie Romney Bo Bomney Banana Fanan Rob Zombie Me My Mo Momney Zombie Romney<br /><br /><strong>Top Spider-Man costumes</strong><br />1) Spider-Man<br />2) Sexy Spider-Man<br />3) Transgender Spider-Man<br />4) Zombie Spider-Man<br />5) Zombie Romney Spider-Man</em></p><p><em>So after all of this research, I&rsquo;ve decided to not dress up at all this year. Because I&rsquo;m Mormon.</em></p><p><a href="http://thepapermacheteshow.com/" target="_blank">The Paper Machete</a>&nbsp;<em>is a weekly live magazine at the Horseshoe in North Center. It&#39;s always at 3 p.m., it&#39;s always on Saturday, and it&#39;s always free. Get all your&nbsp;</em>The Paper Machete Radio Magazine&nbsp;<em>needs filled&nbsp;<a href="http://www.wbez.org/tags/paper-machete" target="_blank">here</a>, or download the podcast from iTunes&nbsp;<a href="http://itunes.apple.com/podcast/the-paper-machete-radio-magazine/id450280345" target="_blank">here</a>.</em></p></p> Thu, 25 Oct 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.wbez.org/blogs/onstagebackstage/2012-10/top-halloween-costumes-2012-southwest-airlines-flight-attendant-sexy