When I announced I was going on sabbatical a few months ago, that’s absolutely exactly truly what I meant. But as you might have noticed, it seems to have morphed into something more permanent.

 

What?! A three-year-old who recites Billy Collins poems by heart? And not just recites, but EMOTES?! And not just recites and emotes, but charms?!Yes! This is what I'm trying to tell you!  Just watch...