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Good morning. This is the rant I delivered at The Paper Machete this weekend.Every Christmas Eve my parents perform an annual rite.

I'm thrilled that tomorrow I'll be performing at The Paper Machete, which I think is one of Chicago's finest live performance/reading series.

Greeting followed by small-talk niceties and awkward overlapping dialog that comes with being unused to speaking on the phone in a while.“How was your day?”“What are you having for dinner?” (Presuming the talk is occurring after work but before mealtime.)“How was your week?”“What did you do last wee

I feel like I know Cleatus the Football Robot so much better now after reading these wonderful stories below (I also contributed my own, humbly.) I had a difficult time choosing a favorite: I liked the hope of Sarah's tale, the ominousness of Todd's, and most especially the theory of Kyle's (I too h

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