You don't know this, dear readers, but I'm currently on vacation: all the posts I've published since last week I scheduled ahead of time. You probably are wondering how someone as glamorous and sophisticated as I have my act together as well as I do.

Here's a little something I published recently on McSweeney's Internet Tendency:Ah! My arch-nemesis, finally we meet, after all these years. Are your shackles too tight? Keep in mind they have to be somewhat tight, so as not to defeat the purpose, but I don’t want them to be too tight.

HER:

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My lovely colleagues at WBEZ were kind enough to tape last week's Funny Ha-Ha for me, and so today I present to you one of the highlights from the show.

Usually I put up interviews on Fridays but I'll be honest with you: the availability of interview subjects is directly related to the economy, so I'm doing my best to scrape some together.