I enjoy beer. In fact, I’m not particularly picky about beer. Sometimes a simple Miller High Life can be as satisfying to me as a Belgian import made by special monks.

Jump up and down, neatly touching your heels to your buttocks seven times to induce miscarriageA spider's egg, attached to the body with deer hide before sunrise (prevents contraception for twelve months)Attaching a cat liver to one's left footSneezing during sexCrocodile dung (for contraception)Mul

Splashy cover featuring actress who is now modeling!!!!!!! Lots of headlines!! Our biggest issue yet!! ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad Ad that looks like an article but is just an ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad Letter from the editor that nobody reads ad ad ad ad

I'm quite proud of the theme of this upcoming show! Hope to see you there!

Several years ago I learned an important lesson: don’t write anything about a person online that you wouldn’t feel comfortable saying to his or her face.

Thanks to all of you who weighed in earlier this week on what exactly is in my tiny blue and white ceramic house, how I can access it and how to best enjoy it. I actually heard from the horse's mouth (the mouth being the KLM airlines Twitter account) on what's up with those houses.

 The Respiratory Exerciser The Wall Projection ScaleThe Department Store Santa ClausThe Hands Free Hair RejuvenatorThe Plantar Fasciitis Dress SandalThe Non Virtual USB Aquarium The Phototherapy Hairbrush