Zay N. Smith

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Playing the percentages

Sep. 19, 2012
News Headline: "Romney says 47 percent of Americans are 'dependent on government,' feel 'entitled.' "News Headline: "Pentagon adds new clinics for veteran care." The man is right. Everywhere you look, freeloaders.

Rush to judgment

Sep. 17, 2012
News Headline: "Obama leads Romney in campaign fundraising."Whenever you see the phrase "campaign fundraising" in a news headline, replace it with "people who are owed favors."It will give you a better sense of the story.

iPhone 5? Don't look behind the iCurtain

Sep. 14, 2012
Apple announces the latest iPhone! Pay no attention to the sweatshops behind the curtain...

The end is (not) near

Sep. 12, 2012
QT Digest of Tea Party Pronouncements: "America is threatened as never before. . . tearing apart this republic. . . . only way to save America from destruction. . . may be lost forever. . . ." OK. Enough. We'll get through this. Tea Party nervous nellies notwithstanding.

Try to remember two days in September

Sep. 10, 2012
News Headline: "Remembering 9/11—Let us never forget." Here are some things we should do after we remember 9/11.

Somebody call an ambulance

Sep. 7, 2012
News Headline: "Obama orders mention of God put back in Democratic platform." Close call. Almost missed a basic pander there.

A few words from a work creator

Sep. 5, 2012
News Item: ". . . efforts by the Obama campaign to show him as caring about ordinary Americans. . . ." News Item: ". . . to showcase Mitt Romney as a man who understands everyday Americans. . . ." This is a free country, so choose your insult. Which are you, ordinary or everyday?

E pluribus whatever

Sep. 4, 2012
News Item: Democratic Convention offers separate sessions for a Black Caucus, a Women's Caucus, a Hispanic Caucus, a Native American Caucus, an Asian American and Pacific Islanders Caucus, a Faith Caucus, an LGBT Caucus . . . . The theme of the convention: "Americans Coming Together."

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