+ Mitt Romney when handed a glass of lemonade last week: "Lemon. Wet. Good." + Mitt Romney when asked again for details of his plan to improve national health care: "Healthy. American. Good." Sorry. Made the second one up. Or maybe not.

News Headline: "New 'God particle' may help explain the universe." In language none of us will be able to understand.

From Poor QT's Almanack: On this day in 1776, the American Revolution start– Wait. Sorry. The revolution started on April 19, 1775.

Fox News Headline: "Lowering the minimum wage: Is it better for workers?" No. Wait. Hear Fox News out. See, if management is allowed to pay less than living wages, then it will be willing to hire more workers, which means more people will have jobs. Stop paying workers entirely. Then everyone can have a job.

News Headline: "Obama's Supreme Court health-care victory hard to overstate." But rest assured, we in the news media are working on it.

QT News Presented Without Comment: The 2012 Texas Republican Platform opposes the teaching of “critical thinking skills” in schools because, in part, they "have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs."

News Headline: "Thousands of cameras keep tabs on Chicago." News Headline: "Drones over America: Are they spying on you?" Happy 109th Birthday, George Orwell!