After over a year of dating a woman online that the caller had never met, he is horrified to learn that she isn’t at all who she said she was. What now?  Bloody lovin’: Dan brings on a pointy-headed professor to discuss the taboo against sex with a menstruating woman.  On the Magnum version, Dan chats with an expert on when and how to call Child Protective Services.  A lesbian who is getting married can’t help but notice that her mother was WAY more engaged in her two straight daughters’ weddings than the caller’s. How can she get mom to show some support?  And, is there etiquette when presenting your hairy ass to a waxer, if you are a gentleman?  And a lot more.  This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage This podcast is also brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com. Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGG2013 at checkout.