Dan speaks to an actual lesbian about how to get started in the homosexual lifestyle.  Also hear the sordid tale of the evil rock star training an army of dick-biting groupies.  On the Magnum, Dan welcomes Dr. Vy Chu, to discuss a worst case ass scenario and how to care for your sweet, sweet bottom.  New Number! Use it. Live it.  206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% discount and free web domain registration. This episode is also brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage   This podcast is also brought to you by Stamps.com. Click on the microphone and enter “Savage” for $55 free postage and a digital scale.