0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 5:28 - Tales of Cobra Commander and Twin Sitters
5:29 - 32:05 - Zach Snyder somehow finds a way to ruin sexy schoolgirls fighting robotic samurais.
33:37 - 35:32 - Final judgments.
35:33 - 50:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
51:00 - 58:00 - The sad bastards recommend
58:01 - 58:43 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.