With audiences primed to be disappointed by a new Hercules movie in theaters, why not be like the Peaches and be disappointed by The Legend of Hercules in the comfort of your own home. Meanwhile Elliott tells us the secrets of the ancient Greek hamburger, Dan has uncanny recall for old Disney cartoons, and Stuart tells sad tales of British totty.
Movies recommended in this episode:

Snowpiercer
The Lego Movie
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
12 Years a Slave
Muppets Most Wanted
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Dogtooth
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