Happy New Year! Here’s to a new year full of true crime, false allegations and documentaries about amputated legs. Bryan is kicking it off right with new claims that Ted Cruz is the most gay-friendly Republican candidate (he’s not). And Erin discusses a new United Nations finding that says America is really nailing it when it comes to women (it’s not). Oh well. At least we’ll always have Gloria Swanson jeans. Want to participate in the University of Georgia’s College of Public Health gay men’s health survey, visit bit.ly/guyswholoveguys .