It’s Bryan’s birthday! And while his boyfriend took him on a romantic Malibu getaway, Erin venmo-ed him $1, talk about friendship! In other news, retail stores continue their campaign for thigh gaps and they’re only sort of sorry about it. Also, the Boy Scouts of America make a half ass attempt at hating gay people a little less. Plus guest and director/actor of the short Sold, Jordan Firstman, shits his pants and attends a sex party. Never feed your dog kibble!