Big Bill's rat show
Political campaigns aren't what they used to be. Consider what happened in Chicago on this April 6th in 1926.
The Republican U.S. Senate primary was a week away. Incumbent W.B. McKinley was being challenged by Frank L. Smith. McKinley was supported by most of the party elite, including Fred Lundin. Lundin was a political strategist and power broker, a sort of a 1920s Karl Rove.
Smith was backed by former Chicago mayor William Hale Thompson–Big Bill. Thompson was looking forward to 1927, when he could try to get his old job back. But Lundin was grooming another candidate for mayor, Dr. John Dill Robertson. That was more important to Big Bill than any Senate race.
The Smith campaign held a rally at the Cort Theatre in the Loop. When it was Big Bill’s turn to speak, he walked on stage carrying a cage, and set the cage on a table. In the cage were two rats.
Thompson pointed at one of the rats. “This one is Doc,” he told the packed house. “I can tell him because he hasn’t had a bath in twenty years. But we did wash him, and he doesn’t smell like a billy goat any longer.”
The crowd gasped–then laughed, then cheered. “Go on! Go on!” they shouted.
Thompson pointed to the other rat. “Don’t hang your head, Fred,” he said. “Wasn’t I the best friend you ever had? Isn’t it true I came home from Honolulu to save you from the penitentiary?”
Big Bill concluded his performance by telling the crowd that he’d planned to bring six rats–”but Fred and Doc ate up the other four.” That brought down the house.
Big Bill’s Rat Show became national news. Smith upset McKinley in the primary, and later won the general election. But because of various irregularities, the U.S. Senate refused to seat Smith.
That didn’t seem to bother Big Bill Thompson too much. In 1927 he completed his comeback, and was again elected Mayor of Chicago.
No, political campaigns aren't what they used to be.