Caption contest: Why walk on water when you can use a segway?

Caption contest: Why walk on water when you can use a segway?
Caption contest: Why walk on water when you can use a segway?

Caption contest: Why walk on water when you can use a segway?

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Worried about bacteria or gangs? Will that deadly combination keep you away from the beaches this summer?  It turns out that there are several things you can do along Lake Michigan besides baking in the sun on dirty sand and empty Doritos snack bags. You can walk along the bike path, play chess, find a friend with a boat or take a segway tour. Me? I love the segway tour. You can go as fast as you can with no hands. Just floor it…

What could possibly go wrong?

C’mon, give me a caption. Winner gets a Car Talk mug.

A friend of mine sent me these pictures last fall, but the weather turned (seriously, a day after) and it wouldn’t have made any sense to make jokes about it. But now that we are in Spring/Summer, why not pull them out!?