Excerpts from Michael Perry's 'The Clodhopper Monologues Live'
"Fooled by Phonics":
"Gonna Hafta Puller":
PS I have been delighted and astounded by the Cleatus Fan Fiction that's been rolling in. I may need to get some prizes beyond the coveted Car Talk mug. Check out what I'm talking about and send in yours today! You have until noon Monday morning.