List: Genders for American words
One of the reasons why Americans are so terrible at learning new languages is that other languages assign genders to nouns, while American English avoided this.
Well, that grand experiment failed.
It's time to start giving English words genders to help our children learn French, Italian, and even more useful languages than that. Here are a few to get you started.
jeans: girl jean
hand sanitizer: girl
paper pulp: girl
Kitchenaid mixer: boy
Tabasco sauce: girl
Sears Tower: girl
Willis Tower: boy