“With money, I can go buy me a new boat, I can go buy me a new car, I can dress my wife the way I want to dress her.” — Ozzie Guillen, who’s leaving the White Sox for, er, greener pastures

Never has Ozzie been so on target. It’s extremely important to dress your wife. And that takes money. It’s the reason I left RedEye for WBEZ.org. Most of the money pledged to WBEZ goes to making sure I dress my wife the way I want to dress her. The rest goes not to owning my own boat (too much of a hassle) but to showing off my well-dressed (by me) wife on all-day water taxi rides.

Here’s how I like to dress my wife — with a unique look for each day of the week.  

SUNDAY

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY