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Is it ok to feed kids Flamin Hot Cheetos on a kale salad?

Do healthy eaters have to ditch Flamin Hot Cheetos forever?

When this question was posed to me on Vocalo’s Morning AMp recently, I said that these satan-colored snacks are probably fine as an accent, “like, sprinkled on top of a fresh kale salad.”

This hypothetical food combo cracked up Morning AMp co-host Brian Babylon so much that he insisted (over and over) that I give it a try.
And so, last weekend, I did.

First, though, I had to get the goods. As someone who has written a lot about the dangers of childhood obesity and junk food, I felt more than a little uncomfortable standing in the line at Walgreens with a child and a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. It was so bad that, as I paid, I found myself saying to no one in particular that these are for “research purposes only.”

Eight-year-old Mateo digs into a large bowl of Flamin’ Hot Cheeto topped kale salad. If the Cheetos get kids to eat the kale, is this an acceptable trade off?

Once home with the contraband, we chopped the fresh kale (tender younger leaves work best), tossed it in a dressing (olive oil, lemon juice, vinegar and mayonnaise), showered it with apple matchsticks and then topped the whole thing with Cheetos crushed gently in a paper towel.

Our eight-year-old and ten-year-old sat at the counter squirming with impatience for the Christmas wreath-like creation. And when they finally got their forks into it, there was no going back. They might have devoured the entire bowl if I hadn’t explained that I needed to try it, too.  

When I finally did, I understood their enthusiasm. The citrus tang of the dressing, vegetal bite of the kale, sweetness of the apple and the spicy, corny crunch of the Cheetos brought these foods from the opposite sides of the health universe into perfect balance and harmony.

Ideally, kids would eat kale salad without the Cheetos. But if some day-glo croutons can get youngsters to scarf down bowls of nutrition-packed kale, perhaps the ends justify the means.
I might even eat the combo again myself—when no one’s looking.

Monica Eng is a WBEZ producer. Follow her @monicaeng.

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