List: Reasons I am qualified to serve as an NFL replacement ref
I look good in both black and white.
I have experience speaking into a microphone.
I am not afraid of whistles.
I’m not averse to being on television.
$149,000 per year sounds pretty good to me.
I am used to criticism.
Being near professional athletes seems fun.
I have other places to be so the game won’t drag on for too long.
I’m not afraid to make a tough call, or even a wrong call, because it’s not really my job.
I am blind and on drugs.
I don’t care for the Packers.