As usual, following @lollafence on Twitter is vastly more amusing and illuminating than 99.9 percent of the Tweets coming from inside the festival itself — to say nothing of the music itself — and it has the added thrill of keeping track of those rebelious young spirits thumbing their noses at the musical Walmart on the Lake.

Following are some of the highlights so far, a mere three and a half hours after gates opened this morning. More fun sure to follow as the weekend progresses!

Tweets

@MeganGlaros is down “@bogdonz: Kinda down to go crash lolla tonight. Anyone care to join?”

— lolla fence (@lollafence) August 2, 2013

@DivvyBikes @lollapalooza anyone clearing fence w/ scrotal region intact gets 2hr free bike

— lolla fence (@lollafence) August 2, 2013

#high&wasted “@blmiller7: Bring out the crop tops and high wasted shorts. But don’t forget the poncho #lolla”

— lolla fence (@lollafence) August 2, 2013

“Hey, and don’t go walking around the financial district in your bra” Wise words of Danice as I head out for the weekend #lolla

— Kat Craney (@kittykitty95) August 2, 2013

You can smell the #Lollapalooza already in the Loop. High concentration of body odor, incense and fruity smelling lotions.

— A T Winking (@atwinking) August 1, 2013