Let’s profile a randomly selected citizen.

This episode was co-written with Brie Williams.

Listen to the end for a complete episode of Night Vale Presents’ newest podcast “Conversations With People Who Hate Me,” by Dylan Marron.

Weather: “Try Try Try” by Rachel Sage rachelsage.com or on Spotify.

Live Tours of “All Hail” in the US, Europe, and Australia/New Zealand (Sept 2017 - Feb 2018 Dates) welcometonightvale.com, click on live shows

Plus the IT DEVOURS! US Book Tour (Oct & Nov 2017), featuring Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, and lots of special guests. Our second Night Vale Novel is available now for presale (signed first editions available)! http://www.welcometonightvale.com/books/

Support the first ever PodCon coming to Seattle Dec 9-10 podcon.com

Music: Disparition, disparition.info.

Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.