Two Night Vale Boy Scouts become the first to ever achieve the rank of Eternal Scout. Plus, an update on the floating cat, changes in who gets to die, and a recruitment drive for a vague yet menacing government agency.

Weather: “Too Much Time” by John Vanderslice. johnvanderslice.com

Music: Disparition, disparition.info

Logo: Rob Wilson, silastom.com

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