The following three items are completely unrelated.
2.) The Cubs’ owners threatening to move the team if they don’t get their way is the kind of bratty empty gesture that I hope they follow through on, just because it would be the most interesting thing to happen to the team in 100 years. However, I have a feeling the Cubs are like the girlfriend and the city/fans are like the boyfriend in this sketch (NSFW):
3.) And finally, pease don’t forget Funny Ha-Ha is Friday. It’ll be a delightful show and a wonderful way for you to kick off your weekend.
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