The Chicago Bears aren't going to give you anything for attending yesterday's miserable game (both weather-wise and performance-wise), so we here at the Vocalo blogs have taken it upon ourselves to pay you back.
It's the least we could do for you, the real victims.
Bring your ticket stub to the nearest Arby's and redeem. Now, it probably won't work because this is all un-licensed, but it's worth a shot right? Go ahead and take your flip camera to the Arby's and get the exchange on video. I'll post it here.
And you are welcome Chicago. I have your back.
(Special thanks to Anthony Abraham for his Photoshop magic)