Someone else’s tooth
An itemized invoice
A dinosaur tooth
A dead parrot
A skull with all of its teeth missing except the one she placed under the pillow
A letter that reads: Dear Izzie, Thank you for ripping me away from my family, whom I loved dearly. Ask your daddy what revenge means. Sleep tight. Love, Tooth #1
Two pounds of raw beef
A note from an evil alchemical scientist telling her he is now a little bit closer to creating a homunculus
The Spanish inquisition! (no one expects that!)
Some rad decals
Pull out your own teeth and a note that says “we are all in this together”
A picture of the girl who’s covered with hair and a note that says “it could be worse.”
I never got money, I only got multi-page letters from the toothfairy that detailed her hard living ways in a handwriting identical to my father’s. Not a joke.
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