While I technically work for public radio, you can tell that I’m not a consisent on-air personality because I don’t have one of those interesting, mellifluous public radio names.
I ran my and my family’s names through the public radio name generator to see how we’d all end up once we had our own syndicated shows.
Me: Hazel Gjelten-Russo
Husband Steve Delahoyde: Prince Obasanjo-Schmidt
Baby Paul Delahoyde: Cam’ron Ryssdal-RaoMom Janice: Juana Seabrook-Blechman
Dad Edward: Banquo Bledsoe-Adbelkader
Brother Jack: Caleb Cheng-Wozniac
Dog Briscoe: Kweli Cooper-Morales
Cat Fatty: Concepcion Pierce-Blumberg
Cat Blackie: Nuru Borg-Russell
What would your public radio name be?
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