Adrienne brings the case against her boyfriend, David. They are going to be attending graduate school in different states and cannot agree on how to handle custody of their two cats. Adrienne says it’s more practical for David to take care of them but David thinks Adrienne will miss them too much. Who’s right, who’s wrong?

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