List: Most salient information acquired during my first day at my new job
Hyde Park is far away.
A lot of people throughout the history of time have attended the University of Chicago.
Many of those people are impressively and intimidatingly smart.
I can go several hours without checking Facebook.
No matter where you work, somebody will be microwaving popcorn.
A cubicle near a window might be better than a windowless office.
My building’s cafeteria has a bar in it.