A happy celebration of a happy holiday story from a desert otherworld.

The voice of Kevin was Kevin R. Free.

The voice of Lauren was Lauren Sharpe.

Weather: “Fast Talker” by aj & the good intentions http://ajandthegoodintentions.bandcamp.com/

ADDED USA TOUR DATES of “All Hail” (Apr 2018). Plus shows in Australia/New Zealand (Jan & Feb 2018) welcometonightvale.com, click on live shows

Music for this episode: Joseph Fink, josephfink.bandcamp.com.

Music for other episodes: Disparition, disparition.info.

Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.