Him: Watering indoor plants/lawn
Her: Outdoor plants
Him: Nighttime dog walks
Her: Daytime dog walks
Him: Disposing of dead birds
Her: Killing bugs
Him: Paying bills
Her: Buying wedding presents and remembering to tip hotel maids
Her: Cooking
Him: Sometimes eating said cooking
Her: Buying the family shoes
Him: Buying the family lightbulbs
Him: Hating doing laundry
Her: Hating putting away laundry
Him: Tech troubles
Her: Tech complaining
Him: Drink-getting, coat-taking, dishes
Her: Party execution/stressing
Him: Taking care of cat litter
Her: Squirting cat with a water bottle when it tries to come up the stairs where it’s not supposed to go
Both: Telling one cat to shut up and also pretending not to hear when dog eats cat barf