Mama Stamberg's Relish Faces Its Toughest Critics: NPR Staffers
Many, many Thanksgivings ago, my fiancé took me home to Allentown, Pa., to be inspected by his family. During our visit, my mother-in-law-to-be served a relish so delicious that I married her son.
Ever since, I've shared the recipe with NPR listeners right before Thanksgiving. Now, supportive listeners may be shocked to learn that over the years, I've gotten a good deal of grief about this recipe — especially from my NPR colleagues — many of whom have never bothered to taste it!
So last year, when the head chef in NPR's in-house cafeteria made a batch, I decided to seek redemption. I grabbed my microphone and headed downstairs. (To hear the reactions for yourself, click the audio link above.)
Peering at the perky, Pepto-Bismol pink substance in the salad bar, Tim Prestridge from NPR's Institutional Giving department observes: "I have zero idea what that is; it looks like a JELL-O product that my grandmother used to make in Alabama."
Well, it's not JELL-O — and it's not your run-of-the-mill, namby-pamby cranberry-sugar-orange recipe, either.
Mama Stamberg's relish has guts: cranberries, sugar, sour cream, onion, and ... wait for it ... horseradish.
Our chef is a pro, so her batch tastes better than mine, but it still doesn't convince my all-time favorite producer, Cindy Carpien. "It's disgusting," she opines. (OK, make that former all-time favorite producer.)
National Political Correspondent Don Gonyea has covered five presidential elections — so he has a particularly strong stomach: "It's fantastic," he declares.
"I've heard about this for years," says Janis McLean, the chef who made my beloved recipe for skeptical colleagues. "And this year I got to make it. How cool is that?"
Is 2016 the year that you will make it, too? Relish the thought. I'll leave the recipe right here for you:
Mama Stamberg's Cranberry Relish
2 cups whole raw cranberries, washed
1 small onion
3/4 cup sour cream
1/2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons horseradish from a jar (red is a bit milder than white)
Grind the raw berries and onion together. (I use an old-fashioned meat grinder. I'm sure there's a setting on the food processor that will give you a chunky grind — not a puree.)
Add everything else and mix.
Put in a plastic container and freeze.
Early Thanksgiving morning, move it from freezer to refrigerator compartment to thaw. (It should still have some little icy slivers left.)
The relish will be thick, creamy, and shocking pink. (OK, Pepto-Bismol pink.) It has a tangy taste that cuts through and perks up the turkey and gravy. It's also good on next-day turkey sandwiches, and with roast beef.
Makes 1 1/2 pints.